You might have noticed a less than offensive Nintendo tattoo donning the image space above this sentence you’re reading, and could very well be wondering why this is the case. As it turns out, the Super Mario Bros. -themed images of Princess Peach and a Star are a bit too graphic for use on Joystiq. They are, however, …

We all know that home console Zelda games take longer to develop than most small, fledgling nations — still, we’d secretly hoped that Nintendo would pull a hat trick next year, releasing new Wii installments in the Metroid , Mario and the

It may seem at this point that we’re kicking an already downed and plenty insulted victim here, but we couldn’t help but note the shockingly low price of a Tony Hawk: Ride bundle — complete with board, unopened — discovered by Gamertell at an Arlington Heights, Il. Goodwill store. Two Wii versions of …