Music video by The Game performing Let's Ride. (C) 2006 Geffen Records

Music video by The Game performing Wouldn't Get Far. (C) 2007 Geffen Records

Music video by The Game performing Game's Pain. YouTube view counts pre-VEVO: 1820044. (C) 2008 Geffen Records

Music video by The Game performing Dope Boys. (C) 2008 Geffen Records

The possibility of California marijuana legalization and suggestion of Supreme Court lesbianism inspire rousing choruses from concerned/excited news personalities. mp3 download: amiestreet.com Produced by The Gregory Brothers. More on us: www.thegregorybrothers.com http www.facebook.com ATTN shirts: www.districtlines.com Lyrics: The market value of pot would go down, down, down if we legalize it Then supersize it Right now, now, now $4000 an ounce That's way too much $400 an ounce That's ten times the blunts We need to smoke a little more pot, right? right right now, now, now That huge profit margin would go down, down, down if pot were legal For the needy people Right now, now, now Does it lead to harder drugs? No more than cigarettes No, absolutely not It leads to happiness We need to smoke a little more pot, right? right. Right now, now, now A photo of supreme court nominee Elena Kagan shows Kagan playing softball Uh, uh... That's been sort of a signal like 2 men sunbathing together on a beach Or something like that The immediate implication is that they're gay That's all, I've, I've known that for a long time And as soon as I saw that picture I knew the implication: She's gay, she's gay! I saw the allegation: she's gay, she's gay! Her sexual orientation Significant in her confirmation Is she gaaaaay? (a lesbian, lesbian) Is she gaaaaaay? (a gay, gay lesbian) Is she gaaay? (GAY) Is she gaaay? (GAY) Is she gaaaaaay? (a gay lesbian, lesbian) Gay, gay, gay, gay like two <b>...</b>

attn 11 mp3: bit.ly Broadcasters become stars and stars become broadcasters as an ominous hip-hop sample infuses the news of the day. Joel Madden guests as a fictional CBS correspondent. UPDATE: any resemblance the intentional performers may bear to media personalities living or dead is purely coincidental. Find Joel Madden online: www.goodcharlotte.com http Mike Penny shreds the shamisen. His YouTube channel: www.youtube.com Need more auto-tuned news in your life? Subscribe! Or find us elsewhere: www.thegregorybrothers.com http www.twitter.com Lyrics available in the closed captions (turn the on at the bottom-right-hand corner of the youtube player)! and here: NF: You have the charisma of a damp rag! Gorilla: Damp rag! NF: You have the appearance of a bank clerk! Gorilla: Bank Clerk! NF: Who are you? I'd never heard of you! Gorilla: Eat my poo! NF: Nobody in Europe had ever heard of you! But I have no doubt that it's your intention To be the quiet assassin of European democracy. Perhaps that's because you come from Belgium Which of course, is pretty much a non-country. We don't know you, we don't want you! The sooner you're put out to grass, the better! We don't like you, we don't want you! Gorilla: Our logic and reason have proved you wrong! Bølverk: Go back to Douchebagistan where you belong! Gorilla: Don't make me have to start World War III ! Bølverk: Bring it on, these guns are WMD! NG: We don't know you, we don't want you! We don't like you, we don't want you! KC <b>...</b>

Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications whatsoever.

attn 10 mp3: amiestreet.com Original song, Aquarium Girl, by Kapluckus--album available here: itunes.apple.com